June 2010
Truth About the iPhone 4
mayra08:
RT: i love how daily reports of Iphone 4’s fails come out and these fanboys swear its still the best thing since sliced bread. #brainwashed”
Question of the Day
Today I was asked what I would do if I was given the choice between creating a Communist utopia or continuing to live in the world of Capitalist exploitation. I chose utopia and subsequent suicide.
Chrome > Safari →
“Wishing things were different is a great way to torture yourself.”
– (via geoffreypresor)
“My sex life is just fine… I get fucked everyday by life”
– Me
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.”
– Robert Pattinson
geoffreypresor:
Somehow, things are simpler at school. I have no idea how, but life just seems easier. Probably because I laugh more.
I need a joke.
I hate glancing at my phone over and over again...
guineapigjoker:
(via crazynderanged, lunebleue)
“Windows Phone 7 needs to hurry the fuck up! I’m getting antsy… like...”
– Me
“…The Incredibles should have ended with Syndrome kidnapping Jack Jack....”
– Me
“The best lies are the small lies that people easily forget”
– Me
“Religion is not the opiate of the masses… it is their placebo”
– Gregory House
“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn...”
– Carl Jung
Summer Anthem???
<3
guineapigjoker:
aheartlikememphis:
► the laughter,
▌▌ the memories,
█▌ the pain,
◄◄ the happiness.
“Every Saturday the boys take over a church basement for a night of unabashed...”
– Advertisement for a gay dance club in a church basement
“Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great...”
– TFLN
The Treatment The iPad Deserves →
Maybe iPhone 5 Might Be Worth Something After... →
Man credited with the design of WebOS notification system leaves to work for Apple as Senior UI Designer!
“You stabbed your youth in the heart when you put that ring on her finger, sir”
– Me
Ladies and gentlemen... this is why domestic... →
[What Should Be] Microsoft's Vision →
WatchHilarious. Oh. So. True.
(Ignore the lengthy obnoxious intro)
“Ironically, many of today’s hottest consumer technology trends are all...”
– Michael Gartenberg
“People say junkies have no place in our society. I say we spend some money,...”
– Brian Lentz
Chace Crawford busted for drugs! →
About time Nate Archibald did something interesting… hahaha
Arizona school demands black and latino students... →
RECKLESS! WTF Arizona - get with the fucking program people!
Definitely feeling the new 3OH!3
<3
My Response to Chris Zivalich's Sex and the City 2... →
Chris Zivalich’s Sex and the City 2 Review
“The point is… he wasnt deep sea diving in my rectum. It was more like a...”
– Me
WatchSo how exactly is being in the closet “coming as your are”?
10 Things (Out of the many) Android Does Better... →
“I think where [Google] Chrome is going is the future.”
– Ray Ozzie - Chief Software Architect at Microsoft
“On the phone side of the business, we learned the value of excellent execution....”
– Steve Ballmer - on Microsoft in the mobile space